Florida palm tree 

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

Florida palm tree by Tattooie October 6, 2022

Florida State University 

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

Florida State University by shroncke November 13, 2022

Florida Foot Bath 

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

Florida Foot Bath by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

Florida man Fuckfest by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Florida man 

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

Florida man by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

Florida shower by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Florida Flashbang 

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

Florida Flashbang by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023