Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

Fapsphemy

When you masturbate to something you think is sexy, but turns out to be a dud or ugly picture (say, a side-boob).

Hmm, that side-boob looks hot. Man, I feel like rubbing one out.

*Photo is actually picture of a fat guy's side-boob.
*Gasp* FAPSPHEMY!!!

by Goldstar127 January 12, 2013

Fapsalad

A faggot who is easy to and very funny. Has poor taste in stalkers that are currently unblocked.

I was on twitter last night and @Fapsalads followed me and we became instant best friends

by BongHitz4Jesus April 1, 2013

fapstorm

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

by jteas December 12, 2017

Fapsent

Consent or permission to fap over a nude or photo

God damn Erin, that's hot. Do I have fapsent or will this cost me another $600 PayPal transfer?

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.

She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.

by shieldsy February 10, 2005

fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.

That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!

by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014