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Joe: Dude, i was banging a whore at home when my gf came into the room! What do you think of that?

John: Man, you're real fucked up!!
by cockasucker October 16, 2008
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totally fucked up

Being inbetween really really baked and being so pwned that you pass out, basicly with just enough consciousness to waddle around like a penguin on crack blurting out random words which have little to no meaning and certainly no relation to the imediate space around him/her. This would be the affect of some one either smoking a five hundred pound spliff or, more realisticly, a fuck load of weed.
"Man did you see that kid at Steveston park the other night? I meen, he was totally fucked up! I think he needs to get help.. "
by cheeched4life September 28, 2006
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fucked

1. Engineering Science Student (EngSci)

2. nSci
To be an EngSci Student
-- To be fucked
by Mystro October 14, 2004
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fucked up

An event pertaining to something thats messed up, or ironic.
Commonly used when something happened that was not expected.
that shits fucked up
by Figgy Newts June 3, 2004
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Ford fucked

1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
by Shunisto May 15, 2007
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truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.
I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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fucked up

Adjective: totally nonfunctional, beyond repair.

Used to refer to a machine that is not just broken but which cannot be repaired.
My puter was broke so I took it to James to get it fixed -- now it is totally fucked up.
by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008
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