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Ducking the goose 

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.
Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

Lady Decking 

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.
Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!
Lady Decking by OOOOKE August 2, 2009

lasso-dicking 

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.
Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.
lasso-dicking by Leolizard October 12, 2009

The Ducking Butterfly

(verb)
First, partner (A) must put their right foot behind their left ear.
Partner (B) must then place their left palm over partner (A)'s eyes. In order to complete this Kamasutra move, both partners must rapidly swing their arms back and forth.
My boyfriend and I were getting bored, you know in bed... So we wanted to try a new position. And since I am so flexible, we tried the Ducking Butterfly.
sex ducking butterfly kamasutra

urban dicking 

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.
Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.
urban dicking by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013

maple dicking 

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off
Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!
maple dicking by crimsoncape August 31, 2015