Davidredface

a guy who butchers music really hard

dayum that guy is pulling a Davidredface

by atlas :3 March 28, 2022

harley davidson

Better known as a Junkie Davidson (by me) or Hardly a motorcycle (by a friend). Mechanic work I did to these drunken engineering pieces of Korean pot metal with an American tag on them, and gladly never rode them except for test drives to see if they would somehow hold together. My best friend who was in the infantry in Korea in the 80s went on a USO tour of the harley davidson factory there, where they manufactured parts for junkie davidsons, crated and palletized them, and shipped them to the US for assembly. This is a real deal. I work in a place where many attempt to ride junkie davidsons to work. Many have had a lot of trouble with them. One had a large very expensive touring model and the cylinders became concave and he lost compression. That was a manufacturing flaw; HD would not even talk to him about it. Another had a brand new fatboy and the carburetor leaked all over his leg all the time. Another couple had a matching pair of touring model HDs. They told me that they were either in the shop before a bike run, during, or after, or all of the above. The man said they were in the shop more than on the road, and he and his wife traded them for two awesome Honda touring bikes and they have really enjoyed only having to do periodic services. They are actually getting to ride the motorcycle. Those Hondas were under $9,000 a piece, a fraction of the cost to buy and maintain a junkie davidson yard statue. I once replaced a "made in china" starter on a junkie davidson. I was not supprised when I opened the box, though I thought it would be much bigger though, maybe the size of an irrigation pump motor, with auxillary batteries...www.harleyhater.com (not a real web site, for rules sake) I had a friend on my team in 5th Special Forces Group who was riding his junkie along on the way home and it crapped out on him 10 miles away, he pushed into the woods and left it. Good for him...Yes they are what the artsy crowd calls roadside museum art, or artifacts if you like, because that is where you find them. Permanently afixed to a road shoulder with an address hanging on them. You will find the government enviro nazis hanging around trying write them up for oil leak residue on the shoulder. junkie davidson, hardly a motorcycle, Korean pot metal, Chinese starter, drunken engineering feat.

The man's harley davidson would not start and we were all so soooo suprised!!!

The man's harley davidson leaked oil, and we were all sooo surprised!!!

Dick and Jane had harley davidson trouble all the way to the bike run, so their friend Matt rigged them an explosive charge and made microdust out of the junkie. Dick and Jane bought matching Suzuki GSXR 1000s (his blue and hers pink) and lived happily ever after....

by Suzuki Hayabusa and GSXR 1000 Rider December 28, 2007

David Cameron

Current Prime Minister of the UK (just) and leader of the conservative party. Even with a failed Labour government, most of the press on his side and economic crisis he still could not get a majority so did a deal with the lib dems. This says a lot: Either he is extremly useless or most of the country really don't want a tory government...half and half really.

He is currently enjoying himself by cutting everything, puting even more people in poverty. For example, incapacity benefit is being cut. Like it was disabled poor people that caused this reccesion, and thus budget defecit. Evil.

But ofcourse David Cameron knows what it is like for the common person, being very rich and going eton isnt going to affect that...

by link10 July 21, 2010

David Icke

A British author who is commonly know for exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. To most of mainstream society he is known as a nut, loon, or just a conman. However, when you get to know his works you realize his theories are more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth.

Truther: David Icke is actually making alot of sense

Sheep: David Icke??!?!? I saw him on penn and teller he is totally mentally ill!

by Tim530 June 30, 2007

David

The man of my dreams. The most amazing person in the entire world. The person I will spend the rest of my life with.

The love of my life.

Typically drinks too much, plays his music wayyy too loud, and doesn't know how to take a joke. =

Also known as Day-Day, Dummy, Mr. Amazing, Little Foot. =

David Dunn; the boy that gets super drunk and incoherent, but still hugs and kisses me all night<3

by LoLo<3 October 20, 2008

Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer August 29, 2008

David

David Agtarap is a name used to describe a person with the qualities of a hero. He is truly a man. He may doubt himself at times but he is a strong, lovely, and funny man. He dances like a bamf, sings like an angel, and play piano like a rockstar. He is loved by many. He's on a never-ending journey to discover who he truly is. & I pray he finds it one day.

Ex: Woah, that studmuffin must be named David. He's amazing(:

by Mwah19 July 27, 2011