the act of getting angry at Your parents signifigant other drinking over half of their tequilla and pissing in the bottle to refill it and then watching them drink it.
"Dude, my moms boyfriend drank all the Tequilla and it pissed me off, so I Tequilla Dicked the bottle, sat back and watched as he drank it
The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
One Bro Gets a blowjob while the girl is on all fours on the ground. While this is happening, another Bro gives it to the girl from behind. Both Bro's preceed to run forwards until the girl is bent in half. Then she makes both Bro's a sandwich.
-"dude she's in the hospital!"
-"Yea i know, after we double-deckered her, she made us sandwichs, then we told her to walk to the hospital."