Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 26, 2022

Upper Deck

V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then.

N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.

I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.

by Formerly Known As E.A.R.L September 04, 2009

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 February 20, 2018

In the deck

An asexual (ace) person who hasn’t realized that they’re ace yet. Similar to the term “egg” for trans people.

“Zack told me he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to have sex when they could just masturbate. I think he’s in the deck.”

by ThePipYay October 29, 2021

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by August 01, 2023

Decked

The quality of being very muscular, especially with an extremely well developed and aesthetically pleasing physique.

Fitness influencer Joe Smith had a meteoric increase in followers after revealing his decked physique for a series of strength training tutorials.

by LexSmith January 02, 2024

Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020