Daishaun

Daishaun is a very handsome man, he will take yo bitch respectfully..and his COCK is about 25 inches long and will fuck yo hoe

Look it's Daishaun. Hope he don't take my bitch

by bigdiccbandit November 21, 2021

diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 22, 2022

Baby-Daisel

To take a long time to finish an alcoholic beverage at a bowling alley.

How long you gonna baby-daisel that white russian, bro?

by ThundercockBand January 1, 2009

REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.

About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."

by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010

Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.

Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.

by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010

fundzalow disease

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.

Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"

by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014