crystal shower

To be squirted with female ejaculate.

Man that girl was a squirter. She gave me a crystal shower while I was going down on her.

by wb jay October 14, 2015

crystalism

She's everywhere.

Crystalism

When she is stoned and goes everywhere

by Dubgti October 26, 2018

Crystallized

Getting absolutely destroyed with the use of alcohol. Usually passing out and throwing up is involved.

Yo Ian, wanna get crystallized tonight?

Hell yeah man!

by evie seavie April 29, 2019

Crystalann

Crystalann’s tend to be anti social creatures. Mostly short leprechaun built beings filled with a lot of anger packed in a small body. Most have a sour patch kid way of life first sour then sweet. You might get punched and cut on your faces but Crystalann will proceed to stitch it up. Crystalann’s are really big babies inside and tend to sleep with stuffed animals at night with a nightlight. Still someone you want to marry the occasional broken bone is worth it.

Friend: “why are you so happy.. you have a broke arm?”
Guy: “it’s worth it I married a Crystalann ;)”

by Thedefiner1000 November 10, 2019

Cresta Brulay

'Cresta Brulay' is an expression that lets people know you have just masturbated. After an hour, you are no longer in Cresta Brulay.

'Dude, Cresta Brulay!' '..Ooh you messy pup!'

by Felix Baker April 27, 2010

Crustalo

A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.

I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.

by relliknatas July 3, 2012

crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

by Crab God February 26, 2019