Crank

The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.

Jack found life to be so dire, he couldn't help but have a crank.

by Jayisfap April 13, 2010

cranking 90's

a way of building in fortnite

"bob watch me cranking 90's"

by slick gamer321YT (pls sub) June 2, 2020

Crank

Someone who is characterless, someone who is a drag,

"Come on have another drink, stop being such a crank!"

by Dan O'Callaghan January 2, 2008

Crank

1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.

1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

Crank

another way to say handjob

That ho gives out cranks like it's christmas and she santa clause.

by bojanglesss October 19, 2010

Cranker

A big marijuana joint.

"Me and the boys just smoked a cranker."

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

crank that merry-go-round

To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.

"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."

by 100 beers war April 21, 2008