the commodes

fantastic punk band outta colorado

the commodes are the best, i poop my pants everytime i hear them

by Adam Bostick November 7, 2004

The Doctor Of Common Sense

An ex-YouTuber and online bully who always be sounding like a terrorist who always be sporting on shades as if he was born with them. Despite that he claims to be a conservative and he criticizes Democrats or people who are not conservative he hates John McCain, mitt Romney, and other conservatives who are not exactly like Donald Trump. Extremely hostile and aggressive towards Muslims, homosexuals and anybody who does not 100% agree with him on anything. If you disagree with him on anything he will criticize you to death and label you as a cancer to society.

Hello and welcome to common sense TV I’m your host, the doctor of common sense.

by Zero2infinity September 19, 2018

commemorative crab battle

a sheet of paper that has the words "Crab battle" written on it. Also may have a smiley on it. Used to commemorate an occasion usually at a random time.

Any one want a commemorative crab battle. To commemorate this day.

by Jai the Awsome May 30, 2007

Commodo Dragon

A large and smelly poo

Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!

by weasel8 August 11, 2011

Common whore

A common whore

Common whore

by Gothskull October 11, 2018

Common

A rapper who is so bad that when you hear him live his whack set-up threatens to make your ears bleed. Largely considered to be good because he's obscure - very few "fans" actually realise that the only reason he's underground is because he's too poor quality to go mainstream.

The only reason most people have ever heard of him is because he is frequently referenced by Kanye West and Jay-Z.

"Why is Common opening for Kanye? I don't want to go deaf before the Louis Vuitton don gets on stage!"

"Ow, my ears hurt!"

"Why would you do this to me?! Nooooooo!"

by EttaLove January 27, 2008

common

1. Something that is desirable or good. Synonyms include: cool, sick, dope, ill, chill, awesome, legit, etc., etc.

2. Can also be used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is attractive.

1. "Man I just rolled up the fattest L." - Jeff

"Dude that shit's common lets smoke it up." - Majid

2. "Dude I fucked this chick Stephanie last night" - Shervin

"That girls fuckin' common bro. *high five*" - Toke

by RobertToke December 7, 2009