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Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.
"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me
by Dave September 15, 2004
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hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006
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clever cloggs

smart arse, know all, one-upmanshipper, carol vorderman, bill gates, gareth gates(lucky git)

for opp see webby
dont be such a clever cloggs
by charlie-boy July 14, 2004
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close crop

1) third string wide receiver for the Hackensack Comets.

2) Someone who does a lot of stupid things

3) Nickname for someone who rocks a close crop hairstyle for almost all their life
1) Yo, check out my dude close crop sitting on the bench

2) Hey man, look at that close crop trying to spit to this girl that already go out with someone

3) U know what, since u always get a close crop, ima call u Close Crop
by Medina Pedro February 5, 2008
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Closer

In basketball, the player who comes in in late-game situations with a lead to protect. The closer prevents the other team from coming back by sinking clutch shots, drawing fouls, and making big plays on D. See Kobe Bryant
Man I thought for sure the Suns were gonna come back, but then Phil Jackson sent the closer back out and I knew we were done.
by Roy109 June 16, 2010
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clog the drain

Term used when politicians fill their government with the same establishment and corporatists they vowed to get rid of
Person: so much for trump draining that swamp, eh? More like clogging the drain.
Person 2: yeah, I can't believe people fell for that. Of course he'd clog the drain with his corporate friends and donors.
by Smallvillefan27 December 18, 2016
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oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.
Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.
by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010
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