Claire

beautiful, sexy, sweet, obviously good at getting guys, everyone falls at her feet, doesn't look like a naked mole rat, loves cheese, good at sports, has a good arm to throw, falls for every hot guy.

random hot dude: OH MAN ISN'T CLAIRE SO PRETTY!!!!!!
random NOT hot dude: yeah i guess
random girl: i wanna be her

by ummmm March 6, 2017

clairea

Named used for a hipsters child

Clairea get your ass downstairs

"But I'm not done my low fat water free tofu!!

by Cbradbeer April 27, 2017

claire dodge

Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.

"Junior, can you please go out and empty the trash bucket into the claire dodge?"

by Eddie1Eddie1 July 7, 2017

Claire and Shoncy

Claire and Shoncy: the modern day Romeo and Juliet. The 1967 movie of the same name talks of a couple who are bankrobbers travelling the country together.

Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Claire and Shoncy by Jay-Z and Beyonce and the '96 Me and My Girlfriend by Tupac Shakur.

#bonnie#clyde#bf#gf#03

Man, me and my b****, we're like Claire and Shoncy together.

by Majeedesty July 9, 2017

Claire

Sasa's wife

Claire is sasa's wife

by Nigadic September 20, 2017

clairon

One of those people who will be a 40 year old virgin, still living in his parents house playing game of thrones risk. He often sings to himself and sends screaming videos of himself randomly to you. Clairon moody 60% of the time the best way to cheer him up is a belly rub.

Example 1: wow that ‘Clairon’ is fully of Asian persuasion.

by Nothing is wrong November 6, 2017

Claire

Also known as Lord, The All Mighty, etc. Really unique and loving girl. Really wholesome and genuine. Usually puts you in a great mood from just being near her. Will ask to hold your hand when walking. Has an extensive vocabulary of murps. Super attractive. Usually has light colored hair with a cool unique haircut. Is really easy to talk to about emotions. Can tear shit up on the flute. Cutest person in the world and the best girlfriend a guy could ask for.

Bro did you catch Claire shredding in the flute the other day?

by Rrhyme November 6, 2017