holiday catholics 

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.

the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.

holiday catholics by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008

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mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate

"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

Collège Catholique Mer Bleue 

Franco-Ontarien school, Collège Catholique Mer Bleue (or CCMB) is a shitty high school that’s called a college just to make it sound fancier. The school is run by a principal who has the absolute worst fashion sense (which is probably why the dress code is so strict) and has a thing for rolling her R’s when talking about how cellphones aren’t allowed during exams. Though CCMB is labeled a French school, the students can’t speak French for shit except for that one clique of know-it-alls smartasses in each grade that actually follow the rules. The 7-8 section of the school consists of a bunch of slutty 8th grade girls who take every chance they get to show off cleavage at school and 7th graders who are either 6ft or 4’3. It also comes with all the 2004 popular kids and 12th graders acting like the rule the school by blasting music everywhere in the hallways and yelling at each other while creating mosh pits that will most likely kill someone! An average day consists of a fight between two guys in the atrium and having that one teacher that pulls them apart and somehow ends up getting punched in the face. The school teachers always seize the opportunity to fail every student they can so it can become one of the worst rated schools because of how bad the student’s grades are; mostly because the boys take the time to have a photo shoot in science class by holding up gang signs in front of the tables. If you come to the school for a tournament of some sort, BEWARE!

“Yo I’m going to Collège Catholique Mer Bleue for a volleyball game”
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders”

Collège Catholique Mer Bleue by Anonymous183748818 August 13, 2019

Catholiphobia

The fear or discrimination against Catholics and Catholicism

1600s England had heresy laws and a culture that resulted in catholiphobia

Catholiphobia by Сейдж July 25, 2023

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism 

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Catholiban 

The arch-conservative clique in the Vatican.

The Catholiban have issued another statement about condom use.

Catholiban by BondageTop February 27, 2011