Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

Canadian Flatbed by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

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Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.

-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.

Canadian King of Cannon by KL4805 August 1, 2018

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Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

Canadian trumpet by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

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Canadian Creamsicle

When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.

Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.

Canadian Creamsicle by Culatr December 30, 2018