Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Jazz

Jazz, when someone is over exaggerating a situation.

“I JUST GIT HIT BY A CAR”
“Smh. The jazz bruh”

I was with jess last night and he jazzed the whole whole story.

by lulassjenn May 26, 2018

new jazz

A subgenre of trap and pluggnb known for using weird synths that sound somewhat funky and jazzy, as well as wonkier 808s, more experimental melodies, and more "natural" sounding drums. Not to be confused with Nu Jazz, which is an entirely different genre.

"I'm listening to some New Jazz"
"What, like Flying Lotus?"
"No, sorry I know this genre name is stupid"

by Faulty F. October 24, 2023

jazz honky

All inclusive noun that refers to any anatomical part of the human body.

She was limping because torqued up her jazz honky last night.

by Tunky lala March 5, 2021

Jazz and jizz

Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.

"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"

by frocodile March 7, 2022

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Jazz

Barbie with a heartbeat, overflowing with elite rizz. Pretty in pink, smooth in the soul - cute, confident, and dangerously charming.

She is so fresh, pure, and just jazz.
Look how jazz i am.
Your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy.
She has read the book of jazzalations, damn.
Damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz
Jesus saved the blind man from my wicked jazz by keeping him blind. 🙈
My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed.

by brightest one November 29, 2025