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Braden

by David Alahkbar May 11, 2025
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Braden

Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.

Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.

Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.

Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.

See also: Karen
A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.
by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025
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braden

a man that doesn’t actually like or love his gf he just couldn’t get over his ex and instead looked for a distraction and trauma bonded!
oh wow. braden needs a new job!
by standinonbusiness July 23, 2025
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Bradenrds

Bradenrds is a streamer who streams games, he likes to jerk off alot, he is also known as, BRADNERDS, originating from a game competition when a woman misread his name,
Bradenrds likes to jerk off alot.
by forthapollo August 30, 2025
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Brendenlow

Refers to the League of Legends ranked elo in which the washed up player "Creampieenjoyer" can be found. This is also known as High Dia / Low Master.
I lost so many games, dude. I'm in Brendenlow now.
Oh, no. You are playing in Brendenlow.
by Asyc999 December 31, 2025
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Wonder Breadin

You get that done? No. Moe you wonder breadin cuz.
by J_Walkin September 19, 2010
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soda breading

The process of using Irish Soda bread as a mop to dry up all the slivit that is created after sleeping with a friend/colleagues mother. Then the damp soda bread is deep fat fried and giving to said friend or colleagues mother as a keep sake.
Listen, I apologize, I did not mean to but I had to start soda breading.
by whos_your_paddy November 17, 2014
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