San Francisco Entitlement Blindness

The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.

"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"

by boytshikl February 3, 2013

Blessed from Behind

When you've done it with your girl in the back door for the first time.

My wife and I finally did it through the back door. She said I was a God. Therefore, she got blessed from behind.

by bigdaddyvince October 5, 2017

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

Behind the Screen

A pernicious social and psychological phenomena and by-product of virtuality. 'Behind the Screen' describes an individuals preference for the world behind their TV or PC screen and their subsequent desire to live in it. A kind of cultural autism. Produces Clueless TV Wanabees and Couch Potatoes.

The massive growth of numbers on the waiting lists for participation in Reality TV, Jerry Springer, Fame Academy etc and the rise in the numbers of Personal Web-Cams.

by Reedybloke June 20, 2005

Behind It

A translation for a common Hebrew expression meaning - We'll meet later, whatever it is you want is not that important for now, you're giving me a headache at the moment, in short - later! later!
(Origianly - "Ochorey Ze").

"I'll meet up with you behind it"

by Tala October 11, 2005

Blind nipple

When a girls areola and nipple are the same color as their skin tone.

I was with this chick last night and she took off her shirt, wouldn't you know it, THE BLIND NIPPLE!!! You couldn't tell if she had nipples or not.

by Aaron-n-Stacy August 4, 2017

Obviously Blind

An adjective describing someone who, it is plain to see, can't see. Sometimes hard to distinguish between this, and a moron

Note: Sometimes confused with blindingly obvious

*Thud*

Foolish Guy: "Hey, why does that guy keep walking into walls?"

Cool, wise guy: "Well he's obviously blind... Well, that or he's just a moron"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006