Blarghfart

To vocally fart out of boredom in an aggressively agitated manner so as to convey the impression that a pirate is going to eat you with his ass.

What did you just say?
BLARGHFART MOTHERFUCKER!

by Elan The Black October 20, 2011

Blardygah

When someone is talking to you and your thinking "blah blah blah...this is SO boring I'm not even going to respond in an intelligent way" so you just go....BLARDYGAH! and walk away.

Random person - "So I was just like yeah and he was totally going "really" and so I went "maybe" and then it all just went off into some kind of weird place that I can't even describe to you at this point as the whole thing is really annoying"

Me- "blardygah"

then you walk away

by Wodge March 18, 2012

Blarnackass

A person who hears of a word and falsly defines it on Urban Dictionary.

That guy posted that and proved he was a real Blarnackass!

by Foxtip April 28, 2012

Blargscoptomy

Blargscoptomy: (1)The lengthy response when an idiot explains something and their idiocy is exposed.

(2) It is a verbal stamp of idiocy on something someone says that takes them way to long to say and in the end nothing of value is said.

Friend 1: I wish I had a slush to cool me down.
Friend 2: Actually the drinking of a slurpie has been proven to increase the blood flow therefore actually making you more hot on a cellular level by making your cells move faster...
Friend 1: Blargscoptomy, your an idiot!

by Shaneski June 4, 2012

Blarnold

A Blarnold is the act of receiving a blowjob while consuming the beverage Arnold Palmer

Dude last night Alana gave me a Blarnold.... Best feeling in the world.

Will what's your best sex experience?

Getting a Blarnold from Ellie

by BFT83 December 12, 2012

Blargonshorgan

Scottish/Gaelic term for one who is attracted to caterpillars

Man 1: Why have you never went out with anyone?
Man 2: Because I'm Blargonshorgan

by jinkie7 August 18, 2012

Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.

"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"

by Solomacn November 27, 2012