cool beans

1)an expression used when you are excited about something.

2) slang term used by many characters in the alternative comic, Stray Bullets by David Lapham.

Mike: "Let's go see that new movie starring our boy, Seth Green."
Vlad: "Cool Beans!"

by javaturtle January 13, 2004

beans

the prescription anxiety medication klonapin

how many beans did you take?

by Franky June 27, 2004

How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

by fen riss August 22, 2011

Faba Beans

adj. To act stupid or moronic; an idiot.

John: Man, Jimmy's being acting like such a douche right now...
Bob: Yeah man, he's all like faba beans.

Random angry dude: Man you so dumb, you all like faba beans!

by TheBlondeNextToMeIsDumb November 14, 2011

pork and beans

A term for a man's size challenged genitalia

Friend: Did you have sex with Dave last night?

Girl: Nah, I saw his junk and it looked like pork and beans down there. All shriveled up and nasty!

by Old Bastard Dave May 1, 2016

Jerry Beans Man

The best Yu-Gi-Oh card ever. "Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he is the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities are still untested." Can be abbreviated to JBM.

In addition to that, he owns your mother's face.

1. Jerry Beans Man is the coolest ever. *dies*

2. Back up before I Jerry Beans Man your ass.

by TeamJBM December 27, 2009

beans

Slang for any currency you would use.

Damn man, these new headphones; only 20 beans!

by Jay_H May 27, 2007