Walking like an Egyptian

When your guts are so upset you're literally exploding at both ends.

Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.

Heard RaRa had a bad reheated curry yesterday.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.

by Kiz... December 18, 2022

Personal Walking Theme Music

This is heard when someone's MP3 player, on their cell phone goes off in their pocket or purse, most usually unbeknownst to them, and they are now walking along with their own music playing out loud, like an individual's theme music in a movie or TV show might have.

Mary should be here any minute.
How do you know?
I hear her Personal Walking Theme Music, oh, here she is!

by TheTrance-Master July 20, 2011

fetty waping

When you got one eye open and one I closed

My phone have me Fetty Waping early in the morning

by Sonofdagods December 13, 2015

Dog Walling

When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.

Hey cousin, want to go dog walling with me this weekend?

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.

Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.

by Trimped February 13, 2017

Mom Walking

1. The same as power walking but it is done in a very stylish way by moms.
2. A mean way to criticize someone's way of walking.

1. "What's Terry been up to this morning?"
"I think she was out mom walking."
2. "Yo! Look at Adam! He's mom walking, dude!"

by LilyLemonade June 3, 2018

race walking

Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun

Advice - don't eat before your race

"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"

"Ughhh the dq flags"

"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"

"Where are they the officials"

"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"

by Xcrunner2k18 December 16, 2018