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Universal Reconciliation 

The Christian belief that God's love is in escapaple and all will eventually be reconciled to him. Some universalists believe that there is no hell but others believe that if there is a hell it is not everlasting. Most of the early Christians believed in Universal Reconciliation pre-dating the latin vulgate. This faith for many believers has been a result in a paradigm shift in how they read the bible which tends to resolve what they formally perceived as contradictions where upon to them the Bible supports the notion fully. Believers fully love God because they do not feel like they HAVE to go through motions in fear for their mortal souls. Believers naturally love their neighbors and their enemy's as Jesus would have us do.

Some popular passages in the bible which support Universal reconciliation are:
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- and by Him to reconcile (apokatallasso) all things to Himself, by Him, whether things on earth or things in heaven, having made peace through the blood of His cross. (Colossians 1:20)

1 Corinthians 15:22

For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ all shall be made alive.

Romans 11:32

For God has committed them all to disobedience, that He might have mercy on all.

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Universalist: What does "(and for this we labor and strive), that we have put our hope in the living God, who is the Savior of ALL MEN, and especially of those who believe."- (1 Timothy 4:10) mean to you?

Athiest: I guess it means if there is a God then that means we'll all get to heaven. Universal Reconciliation.

Fundementalist: You're twisting the words around and taking the verse out of context here... All doesn't mean All.
God is only the savior of those who accept him.

Universalist: That is not what it says however and I'm sorry you don't see it that way. Someday everyone will see and know and what a wonderful day that will be.
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Dick Swagger University 

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.
That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

East Carolina University

Located in Greenville, NC. ECU is home to 25,000+ students and is the 3rd biggest university in North Carolina. Founded in 1907 as a teacher's college it has grown into a Division I school that has a reputation for a dominant baseball team and a subpar football team even though the team is getting better due to the acquisition of Head Coach Skip Holtz. Also, ECU is known widely for its second to none party scene and was quoted in Playboy Magazine for having the best Halloween party in th nation. Staying in the Playboy mode, Playboy.com ranked ECU #9 in the nation for having the hottest girls. Other quick facts...

Team Name-Pirates...Mascot-Pee Dee the Pirate...Colors-Purple and Gold
Yes, I am a(n East Carolina University) Pirate...
-Jimmy Buffet

univershitty 

Parody of the word University. A college, usually private that is located in the middle of nowhere. These schools tend to target students who are nerds and jocks only. People brag on the nursing and communications department, yet students who actually go to this school will say that they receive no help. The cafeteria food is usually fake and sucks. Students who suffer from food allergies are better off eating their feces than plastic. It becomes very hard to make friends if you don't play sports. Due to the school being in the middle of nowhere, income for student activities is non-existant. People find a reason to bully anyone. No one even cares if someone dies unless they were an athlete and despite paying around $16,000 per year you get treated like you only pay $2,000.
Jamall: Hey man , how's school?

Mike: It sucks ass , I'm stuck at Waynesburg. That place is a total univershitty.
univershitty by Shlomo Livenstein February 13, 2017

University of Northwestern, St. Paul 

A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota where every student is considered a failure if you're not married or engaged by the time of graduation.
Person: "I can't believe that they married at 19."
"They go to University of Northwestern, St. Paul. What do you expect?"

NBC Universal 

A so-called 'merger' between NBC's parent company General Electric and Vivendi Universal, where GE obtains 80% of NBC Universal, and Vivendi 20%, with Vivendi eventually selling out.
That raw deal was much of an NBC Universal.
NBC Universal by G. L. January 3, 2004

Haakvard University 

The actual name for what was previously known as Harvard University. This name applies when a male Norwegian nordic skier attends the University.
"I go to Haakvard University."
"You mean Harvard?"
"Well, when that Norwegian first year arrived, the university switched its name."
Haakvard University by 3113 July 14, 2014