Bethel University

A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota that considers themselves "a little more liberal" than other Christian schools just because 2% of campus ends up at the hockey house on Friday nights drinking a {Four Loko.
Normal College Student: "Dude I totally blacked out on Friday night in a frat basement then woke up in the middle of street at 4am covered in my own vomit. It was a pretty wild time."

Bethel University student: "Oh yeah, one of my buddies' buddy's roommates was at the hockey house on Friday night. Bethel definitely knows how to party."
by idfc1998 April 21, 2020
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A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota where every student is considered a failure if you're not married or engaged by the time of graduation.
Person: "I can't believe that they married at 19."
"They go to University of Northwestern, St. Paul. What do you expect?"
by idfc1998 April 16, 2020
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