An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
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A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
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President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
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Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.
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Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
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