When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!
Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!
Guy 1: RUN!!!!!
Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!
Guy 1: RUN!!!!!
Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
by Poopyhead555 August 5, 2009
Get the Turdpedo mug.The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.
He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009
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When Dr. Kelso gets smashed at turk and carlas wedding, he starts calling them mr. and mrs. turkleton. It stuck for the rest of the seasons.
by Turkleton March 24, 2008
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by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006
Get the snow turd mug.A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.
Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.
by Randy February 27, 2005
Get the turd breath mug.Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
by P Banger November 3, 2009
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I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!
I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!
I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!
I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!
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