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Turdpedo

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
by Poopyhead555 August 5, 2009
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turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009
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turkleton

Dr.Kelso's nickname for Turk.
When Dr. Kelso gets smashed at turk and carlas wedding, he starts calling them mr. and mrs. turkleton. It stuck for the rest of the seasons.
by Turkleton March 24, 2008
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snow turd

the build up of snow & ice under a moving vehicle during a snow storm, which eventually falls off and rolls out from underneath.
"Hey Dave, check out that snow turd coming out from that truck!"
by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006
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turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.
Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.
by Randy February 27, 2005
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New Jersey K-Turn

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."
by P Banger November 3, 2009
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Turkied

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.
I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!
by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011
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