Toss Her Like A Salad

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.

Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.

by VoidVRA October 5, 2013

coin toss

A girl (or guy) that looks really good from behind but when facing you turns out to have an ugly face or some other flaw that cancels out the nice legs and ass.

Man, that girl in the blue dress with the nice can was a total coin toss. Wish I'd called tails on that.

by vandu September 1, 2010

Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

Tahoe Toss

Defecate in your hand and toss it at the carson city hooker of your choice, or any hooker for that matter.

best when done while listening to soulja boy.

When laquiesha said she wanted 300 roses to speak greek, I TAHOE TOSSED that ho

by Franklin the karaoke god December 30, 2007

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

by Sean May 9, 2004

toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

tootsie rolling

the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.

my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.

by redwood boner March 1, 2012