Thigh Job

When a very large woman holds you hostage against your will and rubs her thighs against your member. (Typically associated with Femdom or BDSM.

Now I ain't gay but...holy FUCK that Thigh Job was amazing! I never knew being tied up against your will was so hot!

by Silvam February 13, 2022

thighpad

A protective piece of cricket equipment, worn over the thigh area and is the humourous butt of many jokes involving the packing of supplies due to it's complete irrelevance to most people and uses.

Person 1: Did we pack everything for our trip?

Person 2: THIGHPADS!

Person 1: God Dam It

by giggity_quagmire December 24, 2006

Thighgantic

–adjective

- of or possessing the quality of having abnormally large thighs. Most often used in the context of obesity, but may also denote muscularity.

1. If you're lookin' for a slump buster why not hit up that thighgantic chick chowin' on the chips?

2. Did you see that new Norwegian speedskater? The dude's thighgantic!

by drdigg June 10, 2010

Thighcretions

Thighcretion(s) is the sweat residue transcended from one overweight person to another person (usually a smaller sized innocent victim) via the thigh area. It occurs in public place such as a bus, train or plane and usually in a seated position where too many people are crammed into a small crowded space. Due to the overweight person having monstrous fat thighs, heat begins emanating from their thighs causing thigh sweat to adhere to another person’s legs.

OMG - on my way home on the subway tonight, I was crammed in a seat next to a 300 lb woman who nearly sat on top of me and her thighcretions were sweating onto me!

by howluckyami June 13, 2011

Thigh day

AUGUST 30th Grab someone’s big ole thigh and show them some luvin

Damn lemme grab that thigh to show them some luvin (thigh day)

by Patricia_jones August 29, 2019

Chicken thigh

When you masterbate so often your inner thigh area begins to smell like rotting chicken

Stephen was jerking so much he got chicken thigh

by Kenfromtexas December 2, 2018

Thunder Thighs

when someone has extreeemely large thighs (guy or girl) may be a very muscly guy and may involve OVERHANG. these thighs are so powerful that when running is done by the individual, the ground may rmble like thunder hence 'thunder' and some times sparks may be produced like lightining.

A - "wooow what the hell is that???"
B - "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!"
A - "oh wait no its only Jimmy and Singo, jesus look at those thunder thighs!!!!!"

by zachary1604 February 23, 2009