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run the table

To keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.
Last night Simon and I ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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set the table

When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.

The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.

Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"

"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"

"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009
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Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.
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The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.
*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
by beatgoon June 28, 2011
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shit on the coffee table

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!
by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012
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FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.
SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.
by Fridayso August 16, 2019
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oh no... our table... it's broken!

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021
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