Suit

A white shirt under a usually-black (sometimes blue or white) coat and a tie.

I love the suit you're wearing!

by _insert_name_here_ May 21, 2022

Swimmy suit

swimmy Suit
A slang term for a condom.

Girlfriend: Don’t forget to put on a swimmy suit.

Boyfriend: But I don’t like wearing swimmy suits!

Gotta buy a swimmy suit for my jimmy.

by Igy May 13, 2022

Moon Suit

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!

Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!

by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018

putrid suit

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.

That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit

by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023

Suit

Hey, so she got the joke, huh? I'm glad my humor isn't wasted on her.

Hym "Ha! Nice suit! I love it! But you knew that before you put it on."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

with stick or in suit

To meet in person (with stick) or in court (in suit) to sort out conflict

“I’m sick of your loud noise all night”
“Well let’s meet with stick or in suit and sort it out because I’m not quieting down”

by Obediah Stain February 20, 2023

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019