The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 07, 2020
When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
by Curb splatter August 01, 2020
friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"
by pissyboy March 11, 2011
by Bigbagofnope October 14, 2015
by misatolikesbeer January 30, 2022
by Cartmanshaout June 24, 2024
Dated the Saturday two weeks before finals week of the spring semester, Spring Splash is the biggest drinking event of the year for students at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. Alcohol flows like Niagara Falls and the freshman are easier to spot than the sun.
by UWW Lore April 28, 2022