The Spider

When 4 females scissor.

Wow, last night I walked in on Pam, Ashley, Jess, and Tommie doing The Spider.

by Tommington January 29, 2018

Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.

John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?

by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013

Spider man

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone

man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man

by major woody November 17, 2006

SIDS

Self Induced Drama Syndrom (SIDS): When an individual percieves there to be a problem and causes all other s around them to be miserable for absolutly no reason.

My mother was very upset and yelled at me and my wife and my wife yelled at me and I let them know they had a bad case of SIDS

by reagleh November 6, 2010

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

Spider

A sexual position where a male wraps his legs around his other female/male partner and wraps his arms around the neck and proceeds to give anal. It is also optional for the male to latch on to the female's or maybe even the male's breasts with his hands.

Dude, did you hear of that new sex position called the spider? No, but it sounds erotic and fun!

by Nevinator August 3, 2006

Spider-Man

(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.

Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!

by Waer December 22, 2005