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Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.
Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008
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spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
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Britney Spears

Ouff, think lady is a bad bitch with attitude that everyone can dream about. Britney is the strongest woman in the world mentally and people is jealous of her.
#Freebritney
- I WANNA BE BRITNEY SPEARS
- Yeah bitch, everyone wants to.
by JJcatmajo November 23, 2021
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Britney Spears

a legend that had a big influence on pop music. In other words, the princess of pop. Many people thought she was a joke back in the day during the mid 2000's after her divorce with k-fed, her shaving her head and smashing a car with an umbrella, her being a "bad mom", and of course her 2007 vma performance. But she got back on track and kicked ass. She was under a conservatorship for a very long time with her dad being in charge of her finances. The #freebritney movement was a very popular movement not too long ago.
person: guys, christina aguilera and jessica simpson are legends

me: what are you even talking about? Britney spears is the real legend
by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021
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Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
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Bastard Spear

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024
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Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
by MisterGoose September 12, 2020
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