The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
by Father Jake September 5, 2017
Get the fear the spearmug. If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
Get the Britney spearsmug. a legend that had a big influence on pop music. In other words, the princess of pop. Many people thought she was a joke back in the day during the mid 2000's after her divorce with k-fed, her shaving her head and smashing a car with an umbrella, her being a "bad mom", and of course her 2007 vma performance. But she got back on track and kicked ass. She was under a conservatorship for a very long time with her dad being in charge of her finances. The #freebritney movement was a very popular movement not too long ago.
person: guys, christina aguilera and jessica simpson are legends
me: what are you even talking about? Britney spears is the real legend
me: what are you even talking about? Britney spears is the real legend
by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021
Get the Britney Spearsmug. When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
Get the spear-hookmug. Ouff, think lady is a bad bitch with attitude that everyone can dream about. Britney is the strongest woman in the world mentally and people is jealous of her.
#Freebritney
#Freebritney
by JJcatmajo November 23, 2021
Get the Britney Spearsmug. A woman of great power, she’s the demon under your bed, if you even dare talk back to this woman you will die immediately
by Daniela and Marco April 16, 2019
Get the Ms. Spearsmug. by Wrestling Man January 23, 2017
Get the Spearmug.