spear-hook 

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

spear-hook by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

spearkook 

A spearfisherman, or spearfisherboy with only 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper by chance and diving to 130 feet to try to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing and always giving some narrative about the sport after shooting one big white seabass in his short career like he's some expert? He then tries to give informative instructions on how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by anonymous July 12, 2022

spearkook 

A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by T-Rex75 July 12, 2022