spear-hook 

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

spear-hook by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

spearkook 

A spearfisherman, or spearfisherboy with only 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper by chance and diving to 130 feet to try to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing and always giving some narrative about the sport after shooting one big white seabass in his short career like he's some expert? He then tries to give informative instructions on how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by anonymous July 12, 2022

spearkook 

A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

spearkook by T-Rex75 July 12, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016