Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by December 19, 2021
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Southern Waterfall

An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.

Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.
I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight
by AgreeableRecord August 06, 2024
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southern curry

n. ejaculating in to another's mouth, and forcing them to hold the semen for an extended period of time.
Ivan- "Hey, babe. It would be awesome if you held in a southern curry for an hour"
Felica- "Okay, we can try that."
by boast_theToaster October 01, 2014
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southern brown eye

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.
by YD724 May 09, 2025
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southern brown eye

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.
by YD724 May 09, 2025
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