shower

An excuse to cover up masturbation

MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!

by Dude2012789 February 26, 2008

Jeffords' Shower

Spraying cologne all over ones person in an attempt to achieve a good scent without showering.

Tom was late for breakfast so he took a Jeffords' Shower then left.

by Jim Miller, the Lady Killer! Boogadi Boogadi Boo! June 12, 2006

Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.

Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.

by hater420 August 20, 2010

shower hyena

A late middle aged to older homosexual man that joins a health club in order to lurk around the shower room (usually fully naked) in order to gawk and salivate over younger men as they get dressed and undressed.

Typically characterized by a slumped posture, thin gray mustache and weasel-like eyes.

Yeah man, I bet he is a shower hyena...accidentally drop your towel and you will hear him pant like a hyena

by wrich73 August 6, 2010

brown shower

Brown showers refer to partners who defecate on one another. This may be done using enemas, some of which may consist of diluted wine or food.

Her lover laid benath her while she poured a brown shower upon him. This was the "4th rite." The ultimate baptism.

by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002

brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.

Who wants brown showers?

by LOL:):) April 17, 2014

Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

by D-Bizz December 14, 2006