ground score

adj. anything cool found on the ground
v. the act of finding something cool on the ground

One lucky night she groundscored a suitcase full of gay porn.

by rockass May 20, 2003

Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.

Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"

by JasoRobi (buggieblade) May 6, 2008

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.

An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008

little T learns to share

A book on sharing by NFL player Terrel Owens. Which is ironic because T.O. never learned how to share.

T.O. wrote a book called little T learns to share.

by Nirvana kicks ass October 20, 2006

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

Shareen

a princess who loves a man she can never have.

Juliet was just another Shareen.

by my so called fairytale February 4, 2010

heat score

the police are often referred to as heat, some people call it "bringing the heat" to be noticed by police. This phrase is usually used in a drug deal situation, and someone who is considered a heaty or heat score is an undesirable customer. Also used to describe situations where you are attempting to avoid detection in your dealings, and a police/authority figure gets close...this is a heat score

"keep those dollas down, that's a heat score"

by shanu May 30, 2005