Shmooz

It’s that poopoo that gets on your Gucci underwear after you have a big Lincoln Log.

John woke up to shmooz all over his underwear and ass.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shmoopsie

A perfect being who has no flaws.

Elijah acts very shmoopsie towards other people.

by ?juicey? December 1, 2022

Shmoopsie

A word to call someone with zero rizz and is lacking in most categories (smarts, height, looks, etc.).

Elijah is acting like a big shmoopsie today.

by furriesunite December 2, 2022

Shmoody

Mellow or chill, usually as a result of smoking bud or oil

What time is we out? I’m tryna get shmoody tn

by shfjdshjrksn December 18, 2022

pookie shmookie

random name a mom calls their child

Love you pookie shmookie, get some rest now!

by yoitsyagurl March 23, 2017

Shmoe

It means fat hairy sausage

"Whoa look at that Shmoe!"
"Thats one big Shmoe you got there,"
"Man! Look at your Shmoe!"
"His Shmoe is well big!"

by X_Doigy October 9, 2006

Shmoopy

cuddly adjective. Used by people named sam a lot to describe a gopher.

My shmoopy gopher is the coolest person in the whole enitre world

by Tylerswain02188 January 13, 2008