wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003

elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

Smealch

From the Latin, "cheefa smealchie." A foul smelling vagina, often due to lack of washing or over sexing. Can also describe a cottage cheese-like build-up that forms in and around the tang. smealchie smealg smealgie cheefa smealchie

Man, that bizzle has some nasty smealch goin' on down there! Clean that sheeat, ho!!

by Elvis-TCB July 26, 2008

sealypuss

Totally cool. It's used when the person is acting like a diva...and she is!

Wowza.... I never noticed it, but Eliana is so sealypuss! I mean, she is sooo cool!

I bet that girl is NOT sealypuss- she has a bunch of diamonds and never wears them!

by KoolKatz12098 October 20, 2012

Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

by frenchman69 January 6, 2014