stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

Signing an executive order

To shit your pants in public.

The President refused to take questions after signing an executive order in the Oval Office today. Observers described a wet sound and sudden stench before the President abruptly departed.

by Pádraig February 2, 2026

Stinging Finger

The act of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then fingering your partner

My cooch is still burning from the stinging finger I got from my boyfriend

by ron1206 February 5, 2026

Sieging

The act of doing a 'siege,' which is being a dumbass

Why is Elijah sieging right now?

by san1ty September 17, 2024

Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2024

Stinging Sally

Getting stung by a bee on your penis in order to permanently enlarge it.

Ted: did you hear that jack got a Stinging Sally done the other day?

Ned: no way, did it actually work?

Ted: yeah according to him it grew 7/8 of an inch.

by sassmate 01 December 12, 2024