dry roasted peanut head

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong

Alfie, you're a dry roasted peanut head

by Insulter123 May 27, 2016

Chezz Rosterfield

The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled.

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.

Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
Penny: What couldn't be done?
Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD!
Penny: WTF

by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021

pet rooster

When someone gets a rooster as a pet.

We had a pet rooster last week.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Chase the silver rooster

A phrase meaning to get high.
Generally implies one would get so high, they would feel as though they were chasing a silver rooster.

"Hey man, wanna chase the silver rooster?"
"Nah man, I don't wanna chase no rooster, man."
"No no no! I mean you wanna smoke up man?"
"Oh, yeah man."

by Rakemup June 6, 2014

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

rasterized

Rasterized: verb. When one becomes disoriented from drinking and listening to too much techno in a bad club, resulting in dancing like a prick, losing all of one's personal belongings, fighting, and/or passing out somewhere random.

That techno was so whack, I had to got totally rasterized.

by constantinople April 19, 2007

Red Rooster

A breaking in the miniscus(knee) causing your leg to disinagrate. Causing sickness to your immune system. Caused by STDS like aids.

Oh my god, did you see that kid? He has the Red Rooster!

by The Jamal Man November 30, 2009