Class Ring 

Specifically from high schools or colleges, students are handed a packet and given a few weeks to choose a ring, stone, and designs that represent themselves the most. Usually very expensive, unless you're a rich bastard...

Student 1: Hey did you get a class ring?
Student 2: Yea, I got a 10 carat diamond stud on it too!
Professor: You rich bastard!

Class Ring by fashionNuggt May 10, 2009

The One Ring 

Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the dark lord on his dark throne
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them!
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

The One Ring was forged by the dark lord Sauron to rule all of middle earth.

Names of the three Elven rings:

Nenya was given to Galadriel
Narya to Cirdan. Later given to Gandalf.
Vilya given to Gil-Galad. Later he gave it to Elrond.

The One Ring by Taurauru April 7, 2004

o ring

Muscle of the anal opening. Can be easily ruptured through violent anal sex.

Sorry if my 12-incher tore your o ring.

o ring by MegaMan_C_ February 9, 2004

Anal Ring 

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand ina circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman with a drum can be in the middle of the circle setting the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"

Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

Anal Ring by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 4, 2021

kiss the Don's ring, or die 

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.

Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.

kiss the Don's ring, or die by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2014

shrimp ring 

Your anal sphincter; your asshole.

She wrecked Pete's shrimp ring with a strap-on; now it looks like he's missing a few shrimps.

shrimp ring by Robin Sham August 8, 2008

Bacon Ring 

The wrinkled skin in and around the Rectum/Butthole.

Scott's BACON RING was quivering in excitment at the sight of the Taco Bell sign.

Bacon Ring by DerfAlliv March 26, 2011