Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Remo

Remo’s the best person you could ever meet. Who will make you smile while you’re crying. Who will try their best to comfort you while being funny at the same time. Remo’s the most amazing person even tho his jokes are trashy 🙄.

A: Hey, have you meet Remo?
B: Yeah, they’re amazing! They made me laugh mid-cry.

by Troubleminded June 21, 2022

remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.

Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

remo

relationship; a very very bad misspelling of relationship

"it makes me sick thinking about me and his remo"

by nixxxxie August 23, 2022

remonce

A gay person with the smallest dick in the world
often from holland

and is called felix mostly
has a crush on a girl called sofia mikkelsen from 1.g syddjurs gymnasium

remonce is so freaking gay niggeria

by Youngdaggerdong September 27, 2022

Remote Job

Work from anywhere job that can be done from a laptop, desktop, or smart device. See rebelhorizensmarketing.com for common remote jobs.

I'm looking for a remote job that I can work from the house.

by Rebel Horizen's Marketing November 24, 2022

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023