Definitions by fngf3501

Remote 

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

Remote by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

aerodynamically rekt 

Of a vehicle being so boxy that wind damages or destroys its body over time.

That pink bus was so shaped like a rectangular prism that it got aerodynamically rekt.

aerodynamically rekt by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Bar 

A comically thick line or stripe.

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.

Bar by fngf3501 September 13, 2021