Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Bar

A comically thick line or stripe.

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.

by fngf3501 September 14, 2021

aerodynamically rekt

Of a vehicle being so boxy that wind damages or destroys its body over time.

That pink bus was so shaped like a rectangular prism that it got aerodynamically rekt.

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022