Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.

Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.

by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectarious

used to describe a large amount of something that's seen as disgusting, gross, and/or discomforting

can be pronounced in anyway but it's mainly said as "reh-ck-tear-ee-ous".

the word (tear) in in 'rectarious' is said as in "there was a tear on the letter", not your salty crybaby water droplets.

p.s: akane really did take a rectarious shit.

"Akane took a rectarious shit earlier."

by fvang June 8, 2022

raftah

Who ever has this name is a very good friend, in fact a GREAT FRIEND

Raftah, my dear friend. You are very pog

by anonymous June 29, 2022