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Raking the leaves

Scraping crabs and/or pubic lice out of pubic hair with your teeth.
I am so tired of raking the leaves for your mom, she needs to shave that shit and get rid of the problem.
by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006
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wall raping

the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben.
Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice."
Me: "Wtf really?!"
Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall."
Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?"
Ben: "..."
Me: "How is that even possible?!"
Ben: explains to me
Me: "That's crazy shit right there!"
by Chaz Rouflab February 4, 2009
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Racing the Ghost

Yo, the club last night was bumping cuz I was racing the ghost all night.
by DeeVee US April 7, 2009
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Ranging

A verb, noun, adjective or adverb without definition. It can be used as a replacement for other slang terms, pejorative or meliorative, and can be altered to suit the situation.

Basically it's a word that can mean whatever you want, and in that sense is similar to the word 'fuck'.
Amelia said, "That party was ranging!"

Barry whispered to Laurence, "You smell ranging..."

John laughed heartily, "Last night I was ranged off my nuts!"
by BlahBloodyBlah April 30, 2010
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racing stripe

The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.
Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.
by Frainslug February 16, 2006
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monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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raking

When a chick's really bad at giving head and gets her teeth in there, moving up and down on your tender member with her jaw slightly clenched.
"Raking? What's that? ..... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
by theBigBubba January 28, 2007
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