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Box protector

A woman who blocks cocks and blocks all chances of anyone scoring with her. She protects her vagina. Also may block the vagina of a friend, protecting her friends box and blocking all Cock from getting in
That hot girl at the party was totally gonna flash me, but her fat friend was being a box protector and told her no!!
by Bud Hohle October 21, 2007
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protein bar

A large bar of poop eaten for the health benefits.
by Freiburgermsu October 14, 2013
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Protedouche

When a person is selected for a higher rank, title, billet at work but ultimately sucks at life. A person who is not respected or generally cared for.
Lance: Did you hear about the new guy who's getting promoted in a couple of months?
Chuck: Yeah i heard, what a fucking Protedouche that guy is!
by Roython August 11, 2007
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protecticon

The use of a textual emoticon as a magical ASCII amulet you append to any offensive saying. Doing so protects you from the flaming arrows of the evil one.
John, you are such an f'n moron, why the hell don't you get a life and learn how to use protecticons? ;)
by jwkichline October 20, 2008
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protaxtination

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!
taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate
by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009
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Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.
I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her
by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009
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protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.
Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.
by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010
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