shirt potatoes 

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

shirt potatoes by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

potato bomb 

a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.

OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,

potato bomb by Megan Carrell September 24, 2005

Digging My Potato 

The act of sticking it through a tough situation. Tough times calls for tough character.

Origins:
The title of a song from Cowboy Bebop, a classic anime. A harmonica is used throughout the song, gives a very old western feel to it.

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?

Spike Spiegel: What?

Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.

Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Spike Spiegel: I'm digging my potato.

Digging My Potato by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

Baked Potato 

Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.

I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"

Baked Potato by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011

dirty potatos 

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

dirty potatos by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

horny potato 

The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.

"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"

horny potato by Baskmaster K November 17, 2007

Faggot Potatoes

Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing

or someone who is being a buzzkill

that is absolute faggot potatoes

dude, don't be such a faggot potato

Faggot Potatoes by Spudmaster General November 1, 2011