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Pokey Bum Cry Wank

A thoroughly modern form of vigorous self-pleasure enjoyed by the east London sexual elite.

This wildly popular practice centers around three activities: Poking, Crying and Wanking; and two erogenous zones: the genitals and the anus (cllql. dirty rubber ring, bumlips).

A PBCW aficionado lifts one leg (much like an animal relieving its bladder or a sumo wrestler) and brutally rams the index or 'poking' finger into their rear entrance.

Next, they begin to manhandle their rude bits until they are tumescent. Balance can often prove an issue, which is why many PBCW fans club together and rent ballet practice spaces, using the rails and mirrors for support and guidance.

At this point, the sheer pleasure of the mixed sensations experienced usually produces tears of joy, but a willing PBCW partner can be employed to add Crying - the final element of the activity - by hurling vicious insults at the PBCWer or swiping at their nuts or nipples with a handy kitchen utensil.
Jenny: I'm off to the chiropractor again today.

Joe: Why?

Jenny: Both hands cramped in the middle of a mean Pokey Bum Cry Wank session and I had to open the front door with with my feet and crab-walk to my neighbour's place naked to get help.
by Editor, PBCW TODAY October 28, 2010
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Pokananny

A vagina. An opening in the female in which she may have sexual relations or give birth.
She had the tightest and most loving Pokananny.
by Morewickedfun June 4, 2007
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Pokerstared

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.
I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.
by Roxyhound March 24, 2008
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Pokification

Pokification of pokicial proportions.
by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008
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PokeNub

A PokeNub is a person(II Im Filth II/gankums 22/30087090) who claims to have ranked in the top 25 players of a MLG for Pokemon on the gameboy.
Man II Im Filth II is suck a PokeNub
by I was Framed October 10, 2008
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pokebag

What Bryan does to his bitch ass camel in Eygpt... To also have sex with a camel
Friend 1: Hey did you see Bryan?

Friend 2: He is with his camel doing the pokebag
by sharonstoneyetti March 28, 2009
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Pokedevil

pokemon impossible to catch.
the one where you waste
all your poke balls on.
the one that makes
you chuck your game system
across the room.
yeah that one.
F#*& you, Registeel, you are a pokedevil!!! DIE!
by n2n June 18, 2009
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