pokebag

When a person on the facebook repeatedly pokes you and you want to call them a douche bag, but instead you call them a pokebag.

Ah! they done it again, what a stinkin' pokebag!

by The Jokeshow May 15, 2014

pokebag

What Bryan does to his bitch ass camel in Eygpt... To also have sex with a camel

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bryan?

Friend 2: He is with his camel doing the pokebag

by sharonstoneyetti March 28, 2009

Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

by MasterDriftz July 20, 2016

Spanish Pokeball

n.

A small quantity of human faeces sculpted into a perfect sphere for use as a projectile.

Origin: In March 2012 during the Pokémon Video Game Championships in Birmingham, UK, the Spanish team were evicted from their hotel after allegedly engaging each other in faecal warfare in the hotel corridors. (Source: Nitendolife website)

"Ready your Spanish Pokeballs, prepare to engage the enemy"

by JamesJamesJames June 15, 2012

pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.

Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)

by TenSpeedOfGod'sBlood&Burial November 8, 2009

pokeball

A particularly strong kind of Ecstasy / MDMA pill. Pokeballs generally have a reputation of containing a solid dose of pure MDMA -- though not every "pokeball" pill is guaranteed to live up to this expectation, most do.
Pokeballs are thicker than the typical MDMA pill, come in a variety of colors, and usually are stamped with a logo (like a butterfly) on one side and a "pokeball" score on the other side.

"That white butterfly pokeball hit me so good last night I only needed one pill for the whole night!"

by ravetast December 29, 2009

Pokerage

(v.) To rage pokemon on any nintendo system like a complete boss.

The other day was a massive pokerage fest. My charizard gained 32 levels.

by aquavir April 9, 2011