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Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
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The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.
Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss
by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022
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snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.
by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023
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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship
Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
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Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.
Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank
by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024
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sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
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