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Panda key

The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
by lifeislikeadicegame April 13, 2011
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panda nipples

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.
The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"
by Mercy July 24, 2008
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Panda Face

When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.
I panda faced that bitch last night son.

Song: Come on wit dat panda face,

come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,

now now shes got that panda face.
by Tommy Tommy salami October 5, 2010
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Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.
Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*
by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009
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Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017
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Panda Popping

Panda Popping is when a girl chucks a drink over a guy after he has groped her in a nightclub.
Charlie: "I just panda popped that guy... he stuck his hand up my skirt. WTF!"

Paula: "Haha... you love panda popping".
by Charlie_H November 5, 2011
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the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.
Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.
by Toee August 28, 2006
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